Friday, January 23, 2009

Just Manny Being Manny

My hatred for Manny Ramirez runs long and deep. It's actually difficult for me to think of players that I've hated more in my life. Well besides Jeff Kent. Fuck Jeff Kent with the large end of a tennis racket.

Yet, he's arguably one of the best players of all-time. So why the fuck is everyone so unwilling to bring the man aboard? I offer some possible answers:

1. There is no Al Davis or Jerry Jones of MLB that is crazy enough to pay a 37 year-old $25 million a year for at least four years. Now that the elder Steinbrenner is out of power at least.

2. Maybe, just maybe, front offices have finally figured out how big of a fucktard Manny Ramirez really is. I mean, when you're the premiere player on one of the most prominent teams in all of baseball and you're not happy than you have some major fucking issues buddy. When all of your former teammates admit that playing with you was unbearable; that pretty much means you've reached a level of douchiness reserved for the likes of Barry Bonds.

So, in short, FUCK YOU MANNY RAMIREZ and have fun destroying the NL West because we all know your ass is heading back to LA.



+1 For the Boston fans that made this.

3 comments:

  1. You forgot to mention that the only reason you started hating Kent was because of his spat with your idol Barry Bonds.

    Manny is one of the ten best hitters of all time, any executive who isn't legally braindead should be willing to employ him. So what if he's 37? He just had the best second half of anyone ever.

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  2. Manny Ramirez is a stud. The MLB executives are probably colluding with each other. I believe that's a more likely reason Manny has yet to be employed.

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  3. Right, he did just have the best second half ever but if you're a general manager are you really willing to commit 4 or 5 years at 25 million to the guy? He's notoriously hard to handle and next to worthless in the outfield.

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