On the other hand, I don't want you to fuck yourself

If you would like some baseball analysis, but are reluctant to be burned at the stake by someone named Hitman, this could still be the place for you.

Turns out there are already sports blogs who exist with a pretty similar attitude. While I'd love to be thought of as they are, I'd like my own identity, too.

We here at ISP would like to share our love with the MLB with the blogosphere and have a little bit of fun.

My name's wimpy and if you don't feel like plummeting to your death, I'm perfectly ok with that. Just don't think that means I want to hear about how great your fanbase is, either.

Lee Elia Invites You to Join Us

Welcome to the maiden post at In Scoring Position. Unlike ESPN you won't find us sucking off the Yankees and Red Sox. As far as we are concerned the great Yankee tradition and the Red Sox mystic can fall off a fucking cliff. For future reference anyone referring to the Red Sox as "The Nation" will be burned at the stake along with your loved ones. If you don't like our views and expert analysis then talk to Mr. Elia.